Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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