I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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