turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you didnt know i had herpes?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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