i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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