we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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