Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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