dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
