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Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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