He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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