so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We need to get me chipped asap
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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