My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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