Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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