Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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