WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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