great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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