YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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