That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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