Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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