Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You are the jesus of drinking
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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