oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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