Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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