I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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