laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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