Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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