If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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