I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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