gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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