How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize