I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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