handjob tips. give me some.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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