so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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