Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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