You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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