The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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