dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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