if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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