i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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