I feel great
I just peed on a car
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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