We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
accomplished twins. life is a go
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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