I wish I only lived at night.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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