I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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