He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My liver is preforming stress tests.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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