Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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