you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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