I don't remember. Are we still dating?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
