she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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