And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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