"it" just moved
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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