No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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