I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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