He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So much Jack, so little girl.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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