OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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