i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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