Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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