wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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